Oh man. I love you, George Wallace. I was in Las Vegas two weeks ago – I witnessed a woman jumping out of magician Lance Burton’s stomach and I saw David Copperfield impregnate another without physical contact. But even that couldn’t prepare me for a front-row seat at George’s show. “We’re gonna have a good time!” he roared, voice booming with the thunderous energy of the mighty Thor. Well, you were right.